Public Notice:  The comic strip posted above is in no way related to the Bancroft family or any peoples populated under, or housed inside of, the home owned by Thomas D. Bancroft and his wife, who will hereto forth go unnamed for the sake of annonimity.  All humor derived from the subject of body weight measurement and the devises used to make said weight measurments will hereto forth be only associated with the fictitious characters in the comic strip named Outnumbered, coincidentally created by the aforementioned Thomas D. Bancroft, will not be placed upon any members of the Bancroft Family, or their relations.

Thank you.  Please move along.